Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Arcangrad Retainer Weekly

Ladies and Gentleman of the Old Empire and that of our blessed City of Arcangrad! Our enginsiums and datium masters have spent the last three years developing a treat for you! With the world constantly changing: necrotic plague breaking up north, dragonborn war with the tieflings, and immigrants coming from the feywild into our "lower worlds."

Fear no more friends. You will no longer have to rely on unstable and outside help. No more need to higher brutish half orcs and giants for self protection, no more need for snobby and questionable help from eladrin, no need for zealous dragon born.

Introducing the modulated servitors! We have finished our workings on a new type of servants. Humanoid, incredibly complex machines, and very loyal, these modulated servants will be hired out exclusively to the Old Empire's Citizens.

If you need of a perfect body guard or a soldier, hire out a loyal and disciplined war-modulated. Or if you of need of holy works or religious services, hire a divine modulated servant. In addition future models of psychic-modulated, arcane-modulated, and so on.

In only a few weeks, the contracts will be sold to the Empire's Citizens. As the datium masters explain, the modulated complexity is incredible and the modulated themselves will be given rights of any other living. Maybe not as much respect as Old Empire's human population, which is and always be a superior form of life, but these beings will be free. However their lack of need to eat or sleep, their loyalty, and their exclusive contracts for the humans, will make them into our own.

3 comments:

  1. Other than the fact that there is no war between the Tieflings and the Dragonborn, I like how we will be able to incorporate Warforge, excuse me, War-modulated, into the world.

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  2. There is a conflict. And to the distant human, it really makes no difference if its diplomatic problems or an all out war. As long as they are not affected.

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  3. So instead of being created for soldiers in the Last War, they're appearing in our world as the feature item in the Sharper Image catalog?

    For some reason this strikes me as awesome.

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