Hey Crow's !

This is Nathan Highwater. I know you guys are often busy with saving the world and whatnot, probably on some great adventure. Knowing you its probably something outrageously epic like hunting a Tarasque or waging war on some Super Evil Devil. But here in the East, near the great swamp were having some problems. Normally I would bother you with smaller stuff, but this seems of a larger caliber.

Some sort of plague or outbreak. Nothing big or dangerous at first. As the time progressed, its been getting worse and worse. People were getting sick, now they are dying. They are dying faster and faster, spreading some sort of gas out of their lungs when they die. And now some joker showed up on a large black dragon and proclaimed himself the king of the jokers. Doesnt seem so bad tho, his dragon is unhealthy, skin is sagging, bones are pocking through. As far as dragons go, id say hes almost dead, shouldnt be a problem for you, at least the way my cousin described you guys.

This fool flies around and tries to look damn cool with his used dragon, and some fancy sword that he keeps talking to, yelling at it to "Shut the hell up" and "NO, i DONT know who KAS is, and I dont GIVE a DAMN if he is coming"

Hobgoblins have brought down their legions and were tackling the problem for a while, but most have left, and the rest wonder around in the swamp blabbing gibberish.

Im not sure if its a good thing, or a bad thing, but a bunch of winged dudes showed up and set up camp within the forrest. They arent to bothered about what mother nature intended, because they burn and seed the ground with salt around their camp. Often they go out and burn things.

This is probably nothing, but some sort of Jungle like growth has been appearing in the Forrest. Its unlike we have seen before, growing where ever it wants. Definitely not from around here, because it almost looks like its changing the landscape around it.

Like I said many problems we got here. If things dont get better, were going to move the camp down the river a bit, cant afford getting any more of our people sick. Cousin flies his toy around the forrest trying to figure out whats going on. Needless to say, he will probably get reelected, Named his boat Planet Express for some reason. No idea what planet is...

Anyway, if you are in the neighborhood, come visit us.

Nathan Highwater.

(The letter looks crumpled and weakened by the elements, with some evidence of some insects trying to make it into lunch. The date places this letter several weeks ago from the current date)